Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong May 30, 2018

lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021

Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 28, 2023

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx February 12, 2016

The Bacon Of The Sea

Cured Eel Strips

Gotta get the bacon of the sea up on my plate, my mouth waters for that sweet salty eel goodness.

by thesleepyeel March 11, 2017

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013