Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

bacon gyro

A gyro sandwich with bacon inside it

I would like 1 bacon gyro please

by PJ Vernon May 7, 2020

Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

by 18421442 August 20, 2016

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

Blood and Bacon

If you have 3 things on your plate for exampel pizza, eggs and tofu, then pizza and eggs are bacon because it taste good but tufo is blood because its gross.

This hamburger is amazing but the fries suck . You can just say blood and bacon.

by Smart-Mc-Smart-Pants August 24, 2017

Bacon

1. (noun) Female rappers' slang for protruding labia.

"Shove your face in, stir my bacon."

by santoslhalper September 28, 2013

Bacon

The yummiest food ever

I love BACON

by Bacon 4 life April 2, 2017