20th april

20TH APRIL IS DRINK YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUM DAY

"Hey hon, yk what day it is?"
"No."
"Ok, here, have this cup of milk. It's 20th april, btw."
"But I'm allergic to-"
"DRINK IT"

by uwuowoowo April 12, 2022

April 22nd

The birthday of the worlds best leopard gecko ever: Apricot/April B-T

Oh look it’s april 22nd! aprils birthday!

by parma-vio April 13, 2022

April 19

The day you swap names, hoodies , shoes with your best friend

leah: can we swap names, hoodies and shoes for the day??

nae: Ohh yea its april 19

by kwdy April 18, 2022

April 9th

National fuck a friend day 😈

Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉

by KingNinjaTurtle March 14, 2021

April 2nd

The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.

Have you met her/him they were born on April 2nd

by Autumn Rogers March 15, 2021

April 26

National help a horse day. Go to the store and buy horse treats. TREAT YOUR HORSE LIKE THERE ROYALTY AND THEY MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!

Person 1: I have to go to the store
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!

by hippolotl362 March 23, 2021

April 3

April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021