april 15

april 15. the one day where every one fucks in public. oh what a wonderful day. no one is left unfucked. every last person, shall be fucked well.
"it's april 15, you know what that means"
*bends down on table in cafe*
"fuck time babe"
by your mum1 October 18, 2021
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April 15

A day full of love and light.The most amazing and most precious people are born on April 15.A day you have found your forever lover to be born that day you will take a day off for him and only lucky people are born that day,and if you are an Aries you will definitely fall in love with a Leo born in august 19.You guys will have so much in common and if you guys start talking you will fill like damn..where have you been my whole life .You will fill like getting married at that instant spot and forget about everything in past.They say this that you find your soulmate in a very hard way but I guess April 15 would be the day you will find your soulmate like the writer for this definition has found ,you will feel like there is so many obstacles but trust me you guys will click like no other.Mostly,Trust The Process of the formation of love.🤍🖤

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A day full of love and light.The most amazing and most precious people are born on April 15.A day you have found your forever lover to be born that day you will take a day off for him and only lucky people are born that day,and if you are an Aries you will definitely fall in love with a Leo born in august 19.You guys will have so much in common and if you guys start talking you will fill like damn..where have you been my whole life .You will fill like getting married at that instant spot and forget about everything in past.They say this that you find your soulmate in a very hard way but I guess April 15 would be the day you will find your soulmate like the writer for this definition has found ,you will feel like there is so many obstacles but trust me you guys will click like no other.Mostly,Trust The Process of the formation of love.🤍🖤

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A date to always remember
by -truly his and his forever🖤 January 26, 2023
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April Fools

A time when people believe anything you do is a lie
Guy 1: I fucked your girl
Guy 2: Lol April fools right?
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that
by .&:&3&83 April 01, 2018
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april ninth

National thot day. If you are born on this day, not only are you funny, nice and attractive but you are also a thot.
It’s April ninth! Let’s thot around!
by rehtomru October 16, 2019
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April 22

april 22nd is tell one of your friends to come over then when they do you have to kiss them
person 1: hey wanna come over today/tonight
person 2: sure

person 2 arrives

person 1: ok lets go to my bed
person 2: mk
person 1: starts kissing person 2
person 2 kisses back
its april 22nd❤️🥵
by Harder-daddy💦🥵 April 22, 2021
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April 24th

National rape day is fucking DISGUSTING AND ISNT REAL!! BURN IN HELL IF YOU DO THAT!! PLEASE BE SAFE!!!
Person: "SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NATIONAL RAPE DAY ITS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE AND DONT GO OUT!!!! APRIL 24TH IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE!!! PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!"
by Obanai April 24, 2022
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April 24th

April 24th, A.K.A. “international rape day”.
some chronically online people made it up

honestly gross
person 1: “RAAHHHH ITS APRIL 24TH LETS GOOO”
person 2: “whats that?”
person 1: “international rape day
person 2: “who tf even are u and why is that a thing?” *shoots with very real shot gun* “RAAAHHHHHH”
by cumprincess February 06, 2023
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