Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

by ray_axe September 6, 2022

Alpha

not you

Girl 1: "You will never be an alpha"
Girl 2: " Fucking beta's"

by lengbbg September 14, 2022

Alphabit

An Alphabit is a younger member of the LGBTQ+ community (ie Alphabet Mofia)

Used to describe a LGBTQ + person more than 10 years younger than yourself. Same way older straight people say kid

I always try to give good advice to my alphabits.

by MagickQuill September 17, 2022

Alpha Squad

A collective group of 4 young girls that are delusional and made up that they're famous in their own little heads. They are so squirt.

OMG IS THAT THE ALPHA SQUAD?!?!?!? omg they are sooooo squirt.

by wtfbrugeezlouise September 18, 2022

Alpha Terrance

A young rapper making his debut soon. He's very girly bossy and drops his taeriussy regularly

"alpha terrance has a muscular ass

by B.bg.gay.gyu.omega September 21, 2022

alpha

/ˈælfə/

noun (plural = alphas)

1. the beginning

2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α)

3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay

4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation

adjective

1. dominant

2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End." ~Rev 22:13, NIV

by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022

alphajeromebettical order

Alphabetical order whilst recognizing NFL legend, Jerome Bettis - aka "The Bus."

Watching Sunday Night Football....

Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.

by @Bugyack September 25, 2022