A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
by Zack N119 December 21, 2020
Get the Mountainous Blow Jobmug. by Meowmoeow413 June 16, 2018
Get the Blowing Away Daymug. When someone makes you to reach at a level of frustration and disappointment and then you need to aim this energy to him.
e.x. You’re making me blow my top with this passive aggressive attitude of yours young man. Stop it immediately or I will do something really bad to you.
by Sense8ative August 11, 2019
Get the Blow my topmug. Also a great anti-contreceptive as while being very pleasurable keeps the vagina at a safe distance from any ejaculatory fluid that could result in baby brocks.
by John Freedman September 26, 2007
Get the blow jobmug. by Chuck Little August 18, 2009
Get the blow the dirty whistlemug. Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
by apac666 August 25, 2008
Get the Blow J. Simpsonmug. A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.
I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!
by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008
Get the blow job barmug.