the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. by Big boy booby December 14, 2020
Get the Cowmug. Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle
by asgjoipl August 4, 2024
Get the Stick a cow in the middlemug. A term recently coined for Battlefield 2. Squad Members constantly spawning at their squad leader. The squad leader reamins hidden while the rest of the squad go attack, die, then spawn on the leader then go attack again.
by 027 September 16, 2005
Get the spawn cowmug. Paw sow cow:
Extremely retarded kid who uses dam words as names in online video games
Good to hear from people who watched the video and I will be at the meeting tonight but if you want
Extremely retarded kid who uses dam words as names in online video games
Good to hear from people who watched the video and I will be at the meeting tonight but if you want
by Nathan Nero April 16, 2021
Get the Paw sow cowmug. Cunty Women who work in steakhouses, are usually overweight and commonly called Molly or Karen. Nobody Likes a Cow in the steakhouse
by RoganFugly May 20, 2022
Get the The Cow in the Steakhousemug. A Hindu person. This is not only because the cow is an incarnation of their lord Krishna but because it's their mother as it provides its nourishing milk and urine for free. The plural form of the "son of a cow" is Cow's children.
Canadian 1: Sorry look at that person! What is he doing?
Canadian 2: Sorry, he's a son of a cow, he's shitting on the street.
Canadian 1: Hahaha nice!
Canadian 2: Sorry, he's a son of a cow, he's shitting on the street.
Canadian 1: Hahaha nice!
by Trumpanzee June 30, 2025
Get the Son of a cowmug.