Doge-year

A year in doge terms. Around three weeks long.

Hey Bob, how ya doin? Its been 3 doge-years since I last saw you!

by Sorbate September 21, 2020

Year

1 year, 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,765 hours, 525,948 minutes, 31,556,926 seconds that people always hate because of the bad events in that timeline

Person 1: Man this year sucks, we just have to stay indoors because of a bat

Person 2: Every year you rant about everything bad

by DerpyNub November 7, 2020

No Simp Year

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.

Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!

by no simp something person October 4, 2020

Slap ass year

From January 1st to December 31st we are allowed to slap ass without any consequences

Boy : it’s slap ass year

Crush :so ?
Boy:✋🏾🍑

by Stupid words October 13, 2020

Egypt year

A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.

I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.

by SiK juice October 24, 2017

One year, Eren

A new phrase used to describe sad emotions.

"Please be quiet, today was one year, Eren."
"Shit, sorry, that's rough."

by Arminsexual April 24, 2017

number two year

Like a number four year, but are years in a 4n+2 pattern. They are known for Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup, and U.S. Midterm elections.

The PyeongChang Winter Olympics and Russia World Cup will make 2018 an amazing number two year!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 10, 2017