Pokey Turd

The possible end result of eating the shells from sunflower seeds. Normally, when a person eats sunflower seeds they crack the shell first and then eat the seed inside. Due to the shells exterior, after digestion, a person may end up with a pokey turd.

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Joe after he ate all those sunflower seeds whole, without cracking the shell first? Well, he ended up having a 'Pokey Turd'

by Jeremy Aldana February 29, 2008

Texas Turd

Excrement of an enormous magnitude.

Dead gum I shat me a texas turd.

by William H. Wallace November 8, 2007

fanny turd

fanny turd aka a baby

" shit that woman just had a fanny turd"

by blondie102 March 27, 2009

Turd Transfer

The act of pooping directly into another person's asshole.

Oh man Ben T. met up with some haggard chick last night, She ended up giving him the Turd Transfer.

by Scatdude69 January 28, 2009

Large Turd

The type of turd where you sit on the latrine for 37 days before the shit comes out.

This Large Turd Hurts so bad

by FUN_BOI October 13, 2020

Turd on a train

The proverbial elephant in the room.

"try not to mention the Turd on a train".

by Ivana_Tinkle August 6, 2011

turd girth

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

by Plarzmo August 16, 2011