whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina

Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.

by backpackkid October 22, 2019

kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark week

When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good

That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week

by Bootypoopop October 6, 2021

shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.

*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh

by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021

Whale Shark

1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one

2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs

1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!

2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...

by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021