paper cut

A small cut you get from slicing yourself on the sharp edge of a piece of paper.
also the BEST LINKIN PARK SONG ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️ THE SUNNNN GOES DOWNNNNN!!

‘Bro, I cut myself on a piece of paper. This hurts.’
‘Damn. Nothing worse than a paper cut.’
‘IT’S LIKE I’M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACK’

by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024

it's just paper.

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.

Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"

Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "

by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024

Paper Champ

Someone who only wrestles 11 times a year, and can only win matches with interference. Roman Reigns is a paper champion

Roman Reigns is a paper champion who barely wrestles 11 times a year, while he claims to be the head of the table and the tribal chief. He avoids facing the true contenders who work hard and deserve a shot at his title.

by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024

Paper smooth

When something smooooth like paper

Yk paper smooth

“Dam Jacob, that blunt paper smooth”

Something rlly soft and silky (smooth)

by King_Of_Random January 27, 2024

paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.

I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.

by Duhl February 3, 2024

Paper eater

An album by Gupi, released in late 2022.

(In the car)

P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!

P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!

(Song begins)

P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?

P1: It says ‘Paper Eater’

by anonymous December 7, 2022

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022