smurf cat

A blue smurf-like cat entity wearing a mushroom hat. It is a meme that was popular in September/October 2023. The image of the smurf cat was often paired with an audio saying "we live, we love, we lie"

Some random TikTok: we live, we love, we lie
Person: oh, it must be that smurf cat meme again

by lex !! November 5, 2023

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

Deskunk the cat

A woman douching her vagina after having vaginal sex immediately after having anal sex.

Erica had to stay home from work in order to deskunk the cat.

by Dahctor June 1, 2017

flat cat

A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.

Is that a flat cat under those books?

by Terriblepeopleperson June 19, 2017

cat romba

a cat riding a romba

cat romba for life

by kaiden the vapeore February 7, 2019

retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

Bongo cat

A internet meme of a cat.

"The only song writer m&m will not make fun of, is the MOST Fucking awesome song writer, Bongo cat

by (づ☯ᴥ☯)づ December 10, 2018