Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..

You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary

by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

The Salty Spitoon

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner

“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon”

by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022

Salty Slap

When you catch the ejaculate inside of your cupped hand, then going on to slapping your sexual partner in the face, with your ejaculate covered hand.

I was having sex with her last night and i decided to finish with a salty slap

by DaGingerWarrior May 8, 2018

SALTY

Salty: Term invented by sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths and borderlines to justify their abuse, and victim blame those who disagree with them. Middle finger to all the trolls who disagree:)

Jim was salty when Tina and James spread false rumors about him at work.

by JR1976 November 4, 2018

Salty salad

When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.

Asher why did you make a Salty salad

by Henry McDoniel March 4, 2024

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016