Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019

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slut machine

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.

Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!

by Snarpan June 13, 2017

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Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016

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sewing machine man

a derogatory term used for gay men in the 1920s

Billy is such a sewing machine man

by raineonme May 17, 2025

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Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

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