A counter argument to jurisdiction.
by Modern Women December 30, 2025
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You can never really know what's happening inside the black box (mind) so disregard trying to know, and observe complex behaviour instead. (Self respecting women will avoid men with this paridim.)
You can never really know what's happening inside the black box (mind) so disregard trying to know, and observe complex behaviour instead. (Self respecting women will avoid men with this paridim.)
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Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.
Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.
Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.
Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.
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Get the Flat earth theory mug.A theory that suggests any and all JJK skin mains are horrendous or bots on Fortnite. Strong evidence includes not being able to aim, even with a Tac (the easiest shotgun in the game), always taking fall damage, always rushing a duo, trio, or squad by themselves, or even going as far as to fall to their deaths. At least 1 JJK skin can be spotted every match you play, and they never make it onto the top 20, even on Blitz
Player 1: *Kills a Nobara skin with a Pump shotgun*
Player 2 (Teammate) *Notices a Gojo shockwaving over to their Nobara teammate, trying to save them. However, their ass also gets pumped to death*
Player 1: Wow, those dudes were ass.
Player 2: that's the JJK skin theory for ya...
Player 2 (Teammate) *Notices a Gojo shockwaving over to their Nobara teammate, trying to save them. However, their ass also gets pumped to death*
Player 1: Wow, those dudes were ass.
Player 2: that's the JJK skin theory for ya...
by BigMamaBS January 5, 2026
Get the the JJK skin theory mug.Dylan Theory states that a person has an extremely low spawn rate and zero enemies. When they does appear, they exists in a state where nothing bad targets them and conflict simply refuses to garner towards the person.
They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
by omega.omnia January 11, 2026
Get the Dylan Theory mug.The Alonso-Schumacher Theory is the theory that if a person, often in a formal or casual competition, has something or someone they truly care about, they are, on average, less likely to take risks even if might really benefit them.
Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"
by TheManFromOsaka January 12, 2026
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