first bleed

The first day a girl is on her period she collects her blood and uses it as a face mask for the natural benefits

“Madison what is on your face”
“Just my first bleed”

by Jimmy5678 March 13, 2022

The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

%456.18《¥》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: %456.18《¥》: The First Juvenile Release.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

daDebil waz da first [HTRN

A typo which should read: daDebil waz da first HTRN on da internet.

High Tech Red Necks have such fat fingerz!

by [daDebil] March 7, 2004