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Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances
"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"
by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021
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cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018
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Cow Tooth

A cow tooth is when you like milk, cheese, yogurt, Beef, Beef Patties, Steak, and cheeseburgers.
Jughead: Mmmmm! Cheeseburgers! I have a cow tooth!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
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feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.
Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.
by Michael Smith April 21, 2018
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cow-rimmer

An individual who enjoys licking a fat persons butthole after they defecate.
Geez man, I didn’t know ION was such a cow-rimmer. Someone check up on him.
by MacharyZentzer April 30, 2025
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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.
1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*
by Aditis May 29, 2017
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