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who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? 

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Watermelon Sugar

Please stop looking up this word
John: Watermelon Sugar, literally means nothing please stop looking this word up
Watermelon Sugar by shayn413 April 26, 2021

Oklahoma Sugar Princess 

An under age girl who doesn't mind receiving money for sexual favors.
Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.

Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?

Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.

watermelon sugar

some dumb shit, just pass this fucking definition lmao

rape sugar 

A packet of sugar used to repell rapists, by throwing it in their faces, like they would cum on you.
Rapist: Get in my van im going to rape you
Lady Gaga: (pulls out rape sugar) take this bitch
Rapist: Ohhh my eyes (runs away)
rape sugar by canadablowsusa August 13, 2010

New Aged Sugar 

C-c-c-c-cocaine.
"I was led astray by lines of New Aged Sugar"
New Aged Sugar by Fallacy May 29, 2003