Snow Day

When you are so hung over that you miss work or some important meeting or task that puts your career in jeopardy.

Dude, where the hell where you today....?

I was out til 4 am doing shots for Lea Anne's birthday and took a snow day.

Bryan took a snow day after partying all night and missed an important school board meeting...

by b.hanback June 10, 2008

Snow Cookie

A really gay drinking game that involves a cookie(any kind will do), and more than four dudes. They then proceed to take out there dicks and try to jizz on the cookie. The last one to shoot his load is the looser and has to eat the taited treat as punishment.

"David had to get his stomach pumped after loosing at snow cookie."

by Commander Cool a.k.a. Pete June 20, 2007

Snoose

To suck on or let marinate in mouth

Snoose my nuttz bitch

by Dj_Stretcchhnuttz June 26, 2007

Snow Warriors

Cliched term used by some local TV and radio stations to refer to operators of snowplows employed by the city or county.

"Next on 10TV News: up to 6 inches of snow are expected for tomorrow, but we'll show you how the Snow Warriors are gearing up to go into battle."

by vorpalbla January 12, 2010

snow farming

when there is a lot of snow on the ground, you take a dump on the road. Then, when the snow plow is coming by, it smears it all along the road.

"dude, i was just snow farming the road."
"well now i know why my tires smell like shit"

by zambookster March 11, 2010

Slowsturbation

The act of masturbating slowly to increase duration and pleasure.

Going to the movies sounds cool man, but I'm gonna go home, make a sandwich, and get in a little slowsturbation.

by Tyrannosaur June 28, 2010

Snow Leopard

Noun. A Cougar above the age of 60 or who's hair has started to grey and who prefers the company of younger men. They often try to portray themselves as much younger and truly believe people do not know their age. Snow Leopards are associated with MILFS and GILFS.

The Cougar was hot, but so was her Snow Leopard mom.

by The Gray Ghost October 12, 2010