falcon slap

A falcon slap is when you smack the shit out of someone when they don't expect it and don't see it coming. Technically a bitch move but it is effective.

I was at the bus stop today when out of nowhere a guy standing next to me got tko with a falcon slap.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

milky slap

The act of slapping one in the mouth with a penis after the mouth has been filled with ejaculate.

Randy's leg looks like somebody just gave it a milky slap.

by Wes February 14, 2005

slap ass

a really juicy woman who wont spread her legs for you, but is willing to suck this skin off your balls and cock.

Oh, fuck me slap ass!

by Fantasticababo October 12, 2004

Alligator Slap

An open-handed alternative to the Donkey Punch.

If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.

I wanted to see the look in my girlfriends eyes, so I gave her the Alligator Slap instead of the Donkey Punch.

by Rewot Krad November 7, 2008

slap back

the rating of which the ability to smack a big ass with one hand on one cheek and feel and catch the vibration on the other cheek with the your other hand. Ultimately the best asses should be able to send the vibration back to the hand that originated the slap. These happen to be the best booties for slap back.

Damn son! You know that Ashleigh got that slap back for real.

by Douggie Fresh March 18, 2008

slap boxing

A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.

Game over.

Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010