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September

NO SIMP SEPTMBER AOUUU
Micheal: Bro i told a gurl i like her
Me: Bruh it is no simp september you little pickle, you cant do that
by Wiruses1 November 9, 2020
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September

'im simping so much right now'
'you lost nss (no simp September)'
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!
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September 3

Well, in this date, its Jack Dylan Grazer's B-Day! He was born in Los Angeles California
September 3: No example here... really, i don't have any idea to what i should put here
by Eddie Gazebos February 10, 2020
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September 20th

When the most "special" and weird people were born. Those who were born as part lizard are also known to be born on this day.
Anthony: Dang, is that a person who was born on September 20th?

Billy: Ooohh yeah, I've heard that her name is Lidia.
by E🅱️ic Memer February 18, 2020
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September 1st

on September the 1st specifically at 1:47am if you ask a girl out at this time and she says yes you are instantly bonded FOR LIFE and you will love each other forever there is no way around it!!!
boy(on September 1st at 1:47am): hey do you wanna go out?

girl: oh my god yes and its September 1st at 1:47am?! that means we will together and love each other forever!!!

boy: i know babe <3
by grogger12 April 30, 2020
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September

September is, factually, the best of the 12 months in a gregorian calendar.
The month of September is known to be the best and most radical month, because in the same span of 30 days, people try to make the best out of the last days of summer (The Area 51 raid is an example) and know new people or have fun again with their pals at school without worrying about grades.
This september is going to be epic.
by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020
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