a salty pirate

Someone that shafts you on a deal

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018

salty

To be jealous of someone, or upset for a prolonged amount of time, usually over something petty.

Shaquira salty has hell that her man cheated.

by darlingMonroe November 13, 2015

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out in your beach hut after she takes a dip in the ocean

I did the salty oyster on her when we went to the beach!

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

Salty Marshmellow

the taste of a disgusting penis

Last night I had a salty marshmellow

by Megelsey December 22, 2009

Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017

Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

Salty

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Joe was very salty after his poor performance and losing the game to Suzy.

by StevoInSouthlake January 11, 2017