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a ring doesn't plug a hole

This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.
Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.
by skghskg June 3, 2010
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Bobo Cum Ring

White ring formed around a person's mouth similar to a clown (Bobo) from the type of chap stick made for 80s lifeguards. Tends to leave white, visible residue similar to those seen after the climax in clown porn scenes.
Dude what's up bobo cum ring? What's all over your mouth? Did you just blow a clown?
by The Widge February 11, 2010
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defiling the purity ring

The type of sexual orientation in which you only have sex with virgins who have purity rings, taking said ring and throwing it into the closest corn field upon completion.
“Defiling the Purity Ring

Tyler said “Man, I had 5 Busch lights last night and ended up defining Emily’s purity ring; farmer Jon gon find that ring at harvest bruh!”
by Regina Filange June 15, 2023
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Ring Tang Do

same has Ring Dang Do ,but the penis is inserted anally instead of in the vagina
Hey honey buzz my ass and give me a ring tang do
by bucketgut December 25, 2009
mugGet the Ring Tang Domug.

middle finger ring

Are normally promiserings, or collegerings.
It is more comfortable to wear here something sturdy than the other fingers for people who are not used to wear rings.
Some people say it has to do with balance and Saturn.
They are not common for most people wear them on the finger next to it, and you shouldn't assume it has to do something with sexuality.
Girl 1 - My boyfriend gave me a promise ring.
Girl 2- I can see your middle finger ring, it is beautiful! Did you give one to him?
Girl 1- Yes, he is wearing it too in the same finger.
by MissFox2 October 8, 2019
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red ring of fire

the thing that happens to an xbox for no reason, like the chicken pox..JP
Dude, my xbox got the red ring of fire!
by Dwebb877 June 13, 2008
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message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.
Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011
mugGet the message board decoder ringmug.

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