age-related mood disorder

A mood disorder characterized by people getting grumpier and having a shorter fuse as they get older.

My parents are currently experiencing a mild form of age-related mood disorder

by Sexydimma January 26, 2015

Fusion Relative

A family relation in which there are two relationships at the same time - examples would be if a man has a child with two sisters, those kids would be siblings and cousins at the same time. If a man has a child with a mother and her daughter (from another man) those two kids would be siblings and aunt-uncle/niece-nephew at the same time.

What do you mean Timmy is your fusion relative? He's your brother and your uncle at the same time? Dude take that to Jerry Springer.

by IcyHot September 24, 2015

Titanic relationship

When your relationship so strong, they both like "I'll never let go"

Dude: Bro, you and your girl have a crazy strong relationship
Bro: Yeah man, in loving this titanic relationship

by Robertiv2000 October 11, 2015

Mini Relationship

A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.

Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.

by nilethe146 October 8, 2016

BFP relationship

BFP is usually short for "Big Fucking Psomething". But in referring to relationships, it's a play on words for BFF, "Best Friends Forever". BFP is "Best Friends for Pleasure". Similar to FWB "Friends with Benefits" but better friends and better benefits. FWB is usually a temporary situation, where BFP is more permanent. Like someone in an open relationship might have a BFP. They are your go-to people you trust for regularly having group sex.

That 3-way was the most amazing thing ever, so we're upgrading you from our Gym Buddy to a BFP relationship.

by SuperGoodBoy August 14, 2016

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.

Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.

by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016