One Way Phone Sex

One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.

Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.

by big braddah October 13, 2012

Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

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by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020

illegal cell phone

What cell phones are called insied a mariner classroom

He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.

by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005

people without phones

People who are too poor to be part of the other 99.99% of the USA that have cellphones.

Okay Class, who here has a phone.
*everyone raises hands besides you*
YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE?!?!?! LLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-This is an example of people without phones

by Batman33333 December 2, 2013

Tappin up the phones

If you notice you gettin a little bigga in da game, and you aint robbin or boostin, you standin ova the stove like the chef in houston, then you need to neva talk on the phone. Slangin all day, and peiceing the ounce out, how ya gon be a birdman if you dont know how ta count..

YoungBuck-"They wanna know whos doin the yap yappin, so they tappin up the phones"
Young Jeezy-"We don' talk on the phones cuz it might stick."

by Flyindabirdzovasea22 November 17, 2006

kiss me through the phone

So basically Kiss me throuh the phone is song lyrics from the song " kiss me through the phone" :p by SouljaBoyTell'em and Sammie.

Phone: ring ring

Girl: hello?
Boy: hey baby, i just want you to kiss me through the phone.

by Chuberty McChubz December 26, 2017