pulling a pump horse

betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die
"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him
by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023
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Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.
Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.
by arroni January 22, 2010
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glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.
Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup
by urbanmoo March 21, 2017
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2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.
by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 08, 2018
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Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."
by yupyepyep June 04, 2017
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lil pump

told a biH LIL PUMP YUH

a rapper that says " ESKETIT " and is friends with smokepurrp . you've heard gucci gang, that overly played song by him.

so go listen to nephew by him and purrp or something.
" lil pump oh. "
" told a bih lil pump yuh "
" lil pump rich he finna get richer "
by llaaccyy August 12, 2018
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