Poo In My Shoe

An expression used to express dismay

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!

by goongangginggan August 24, 2022

Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021

Otis-Shoe

A universally disliked piece of footwear. Usually categorized by an entire community’s hatred and outrage regarding it. In some instances loved by nobody.

Hey... you see that shoe? That is an Otis-shoe. God awful fucking trash and everyone agrees.

by Kubby13 September 5, 2019

ecko shoe thugs

someone that always has a hardcore playlist but isn't really about that life or action and the only reason he was acting hard was because he was trying to buy diapers for some freak on the internet.

ecko shoe thugs - i got them diapers
real ninja - nah

real ninja - (shoots ecko thug) BANG!

by Substancecontrol January 2, 2024

Shoe dropping

Pleasuring oneself

Clare: "Where have you been Tommy?"
Josh: "Sorry, I was busy shoe dropping"

by polkar September 24, 2014

Shoe

A shy hoe, a hoe that is shy, a shoe.

Person One: Sara is a hoe, but so shy.
Person Two: ...so she is a shoe.

by spacebean07 April 30, 2020

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023