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old school love

I mean I want to propose, but she doesn’t look the old school love type.
by Brat Simpson sad May 11, 2019
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12 year old

A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12 years of age. The stereotypical 12 year old is an immature kid who acts like they are older than they are. While this applies to some kids it DEFINITELY does not apply to all. I know 12 year olds who are kind and caring and smart and funny and all things good. But I also know kids who swear 1000000 times in each sentence and use “gay” as an insult which is pretty rude. But most kids do not fit into these categories and are in between. These kids are more common than the perfect or horrible kids that people say all 12 year olds are. 12 year olds are just people in an awkward stage of their life. No need to be rude or place stereotypes. 😊
A possible conversation (I have witnessed)
What some 12 year olds say:

Person 1: yo dude are you 12? I bet you are just some idiot. Or are you one of those sick-up nerds? Either way you suck
Person 2: Yes I am 12. The fact you think I am an idiot makes you gay.
Person 2: hey I am 12 and I am just myself. No need to be rude about it.
by Black_Rose13 July 10, 2021
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9 year old

A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.
9 year old: hey, want to friend me in fortnite?
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018
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tims old lady

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady
john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"
by vaughan derrick February 5, 2008
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OLD MAN CLAN

OLD MAN CLAN

A ONLINE FRATERNITY OF MIDDLE AGE GUYS THAT LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE PS3

www.omconline.net
The old man clan is a group of adult gamers.
by PLEDGE BIRD July 24, 2009
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a load of old bollocks

a phrase used in British English to denote that a particular statement is unworthy of belief. A "bollock" is a testicle.
"His story was a load of old bollocks."
by Montgomery, James May 13, 2005
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Old Man Syndrome

1. The feeling of being an old man when you really aren't. To feel very very old compared to your actual age.

2. To have bodily pains which aren't that bad but make you feel old.
3. To feel old compared to the people in your life.

4. Staying inside and not going out, while regaling of your youthful days.

5. To look like an old man and/or feel like an old man.
1. After finding out he was seven years older than everyone else at his work, John had a severe case of old man syndrome.
2. After a summer of being a hermit, Jane had a serious case of old man syndrome.
by yumyumgopop September 25, 2010
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