the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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electric noodle

that feeling when your arms go limp
‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’

“yeah like an electric noodle”
by randeyverse May 9, 2025
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noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.
Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.
by DJneoport January 22, 2024
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Spicy Japanese noodle

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.
Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!
by 10wellhung January 29, 2025
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Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.
Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.
by Jmac175 July 6, 2019
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Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018
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