The Retards Gambit

The Retard's Gambit is when you hop into a game of ranked Leagued Of Legends and you seemingly get one of the worst fucking players you will ever meet ever in your team (especially high chances of happening in lower elos)

Guy: How was your ranked game bro?
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit

by TheCockBuster July 15, 2020

Fucking retard

Someone who doesn't drink pee

That guy drinks water what a fucking retard lmao

by dodoododoodoo June 26, 2020

ginger retard

a ginger with a iq under 2

there names mostly are jay and john

you are a ginger retard jay

by agagafadad June 5, 2021

Siege Retard

A siege retard is someone who watches the RussianBadger and hentai(particularly loli) instead of actually playing the game is terrible at the game says he's as good as actual players copies every casual stray ever (never gotten a clip worthy round)

Simon you are a siege retard

by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019

profoundly retarded

A person who, if examined, would not be considered mentally handicapped, but due to the nature of his actions and decisions one would assume he has mental deficiencies.

Me: I saw Luscious walking up to random people telling them they smell like hot garbage.

Friend: Leave him be man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard April 18, 2018

Retarded question

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

by Mynameismichealmyers October 16, 2021

life-retarded

when somebody hasn't the common knowledge or experience needed to get through a day without asking for help.

life-retard: how do you cook beans?
friend: you're life-retarded.

by christopherwordgenius August 17, 2011