National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 28, 2023

Pulling your nipple

to try to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke:

to tell someone something that is not true as a way of joking with the person:

Is it really your car or are you pulling my nipple?

Jules, I’ve lost your ear pods. Ha, not really I’m just pulling your nipple.

by MylesByrd September 10, 2023

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025

Areola dick nipple

Semen spews from your areolas while milk comes out the nipple

“Fawkkkkkk my areola dick nipple is spewing everywhere”-james

by The destroyer of cheeks March 28, 2026

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017