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Forest Noodle

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.
Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.
by DinduEnuff September 25, 2020
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Nagasaki Noodle

Known also as ramen
by Big_Hill September 23, 2017
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Noodle

Verb. The act of receiving head while the female has cooked noodles in her mouth.
Person A: "Hey i have to make a quick stop at the grocery store for some pasta."
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "My girlfriend said she would noodle me tonight."
by brown1223 October 8, 2008
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Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.
Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.
by Jmac175 July 6, 2019
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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018
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