Wake 'n' Wank

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.

I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!

by ninjamonkeydrummer April 04, 2012

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Ghouls n Ghosts

The most frustrating video game of all time. So frustrating in fact, that it has been known to cause serious medical problems for its players.

"I HATE YOU GHOULS N GHOSTS!!1 HAATE!"
*head-a-splode*

by Coggers August 09, 2007

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slob n' mob

the act of working some girl and getting dome, and as soon as she is finished, you mob, meaning walk away.

kyle: hey baby wassup mmm you lookin' mighty fine tonight.
brooke: oh hey lemme suck yo diiick real good.

time passes...

kyle: that was dope, thanks baby... PEACELATE
nearby spectators: oh my gosh, he pulled the slob n' mob!

by froie March 18, 2007

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guns n' roses

Endlessly introspective rock group of the late 80s' early 90s'. One of my personal favourites. Produced great rock ballad 'sweet child of mine'. Also recorded unforgetable rock tunes such as 'welcome to the jungle' and 'paradise city' and 'madagascar'. Also made epic videos such as 'estranged' and 'november rain'. Fans eagerly await the release of 'Chinese Democracy'. The overdue and over budget album which showcase the brand new gn'r line up, which features just two original members, Axl and Dizzy.

Your daddy works in porno,
Now that mummys not around,
She used to love her heroine,
but now shes underground,
so you stay up late at night,
and do your dope for free,
Driving your friends crazy with your life insanity,

-My Michelle

by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 07, 2005

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pork n' beans

one of the many areas in northwest miami you want to stay away from; a nickname for an area in the liberty city hood in miami, it got it's name because back in the day the doors of all of it's houses were painted an orange color resembling the color of pork and beans, other houses in the area had green and blue doors

person 1: yo did ya hear bout' da nigga dat got capped in tha pork n' beans, let's go check it out

person 2: na mang I aint going anywhere in northwest miami

by 305 mexican October 11, 2007

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