Matt Brumley

Good dude

When Matt Brumley shows up, it's time to work

by Matt Brumley January 21, 2023

Matt

An absolute TANK!!!

Matt is a tank he can deadlift 102384729394kg

by SEBYthiccums December 6, 2021

Matt Ferrugia

Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".

"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"

by Soulful Truth February 9, 2015

Matt

A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.

Oh, Matt is such a cool dad

by NF finatic February 6, 2021

Matt

Matt is the gayest twink ever, even tho he denies it and has had girlfriends in the past, everyone knows he's just hiding from the truth. We see you Matt. We know you're hiding, it's ok, come out of the closet Matt. We're waiting for you.

Dya see that twink over there?

Ya dude, but he keeps saying he's straight.

Fuck, he's such a Matt

by BigDickDickingson March 20, 2023

matt maxwell

A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.

Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell

by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021

matt work

often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time

Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.

by cshmnymc January 16, 2011