Mother in Law

This term is used for defining a mother that is in law.

Man your mom is a lawyer. I guess you could say she is a mother in law.

by xXxP00nS1aY3r420xXx May 31, 2015

Brantley's Law

A law stating that "The probability of a video’s content being a fetish is proportional to its number of views and inversely proportional to the viewer’s stigma when watching." A notable case of Brantley's Law is known as the Richardson's State.

Raul was upset by the strange videos shared with him by his friend Ian; however, Raul had learned of Brantley's Law in college and thus knew this was the result of Ian's fetish.

by Gooberdom October 12, 2016

Carlo's Law

The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.

Carlo: I know you like ____
Davis: I'm calling Carlo's Law!
Carlo: Shutup

by Jahsehington November 13, 2019

Oliver’s Law

The first person to accuse you of being a fascist is usually the fascist. Typically those of the left that accuse right wing conservatives of being fascists.

You have just invoked Oliver’s Law. Everyone knows that fascism is from the left!

by OliverTheSecond April 11, 2019

Zuni’s Law

Originating on May 9th 2020, Zuni’s Law describes the phenomena where internet users—many of whom have no prior knowledge of the subject—will follow any internet trend or bandwagon, and attempt to reproduce it nonsensically in poor quality. Many instances of this law include theft of other people’s ideas or work and attempts to rebrand it under the current trend. Zuni’s Law was established by iFunny user Zuniroa following the observation that many iFunny users began writing their own “laws” following the popularity of Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law. The most famous of these poor-quality laws is Kes’s Law. Kes’s Law differentiates itself from Bidoof’s and Garf’s laws in its idiocy due to the fact that it’s not an original observation of internet behavior, it’s merely a shoddily-made renaming of the Illusory Truth Effect.

Kes: “Yo dude these people keep joking about femboys, and now they like femboys! I think I could call this Kes’s Law just like Garf’s Law!”

Sensible Human Being: “That’s just the Illusory Truth Effect, retard. Zuni’s Law applies here.”

Kes: “Wait, isn’t Zuni’s Law itself an application of Zuni’s Law?”

Sensible Human Being: “Well, shit. You got me there.”

by Zuniroa May 10, 2020

tuxies law

Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd.

"My Linux server does not reboot fast enough, must be systemd" "Yes, Tuxies law strikes again!"

by mikeonline June 17, 2017

Roman law

Laws from Rome.

Those Savages use Roman law over in Alaska. They make Polar Bears fight in an arena.

by Roman Law March 8, 2017