kyle

a complete dunce

Man I can't believe I trusted a kyle. He can't even tie his shoes.

by bigfatlarry June 4, 2020

Kyle

Gay, just gay

Kyles are just gay.

by Imposter the first October 25, 2020

Kyle

He is an absolute twat. Kyle can be seen with a can of Monster energy always in his hands. Low key an alcoholic. Tries his best to get down with the music but can't throw any decent shapes to save his life. They get angry at the slightest of things and like to play fifa in just their boxers.

Oh look theres another kyle!

by BBB7601 November 22, 2021

Kyle

A Mf Dont Need a Hoe and Can Keep The Bag

oh ya some dude named kyle

by COOL#8763 March 15, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a furry, sussy baka and discord kitten

Kyle

by Official Merriam-Webster Acc March 2, 2022

Kyle

Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you. But is a sound baller

Kyle stop owwwww

by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a one in a million kind of guy. He’s gorgeous, brilliant, confident, goofy, and full of fun facts. Sometimes people who don’t know him well think he’s arrogant, but those who truly know him also know that he's just too smart and too talented for his own good, and he actually has the biggest heart you'll ever find. Not to mention he is strong like an orangutan, tough like a cowboy, and nurturing like a momma bird. When he finds a girl he likes, he spends months working on his friendship with her because he values that just as much as pursuing a romantic relationship with her. But don’t be fooled… once he falls in love with her he will make her feel like the most special person in the world. He’ll remember every word she says, see her and love her for who she is, cheer her on in everything she does, and remind her everyday why he sees her as his soulmate in all categories - mind, heart, and body. When it comes to love, he’s a pretty passionate person. If you have a Kyle in your life that you love, there may be many ups and downs in the trajectory of your relationship due to the passionate, emotional nature of his feelings for you. But it will be well worth it because there’s no way you could ever find someone who makes you feel the way he does, and your love for each other will continue increasing forever.

Me: Yo, Kyle, I’m in awe of you. I love how passionate you are and how special you make me feel. Will you be my boyfriend?

Kyle: Yes, babygorl.

Me: Cool, rock on!

by kittylitter126 April 29, 2024