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Driveby Knuckle Children

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
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Fuck Knuckle

A man with such a small dick that all it feels like when he fucks a woman is him fucking her with the knuckle on his fist.
HER: Enough playing around stick it in already
HIM: What you talking about Willis? It is in!
HER: I should have known you'd be a fuck knuckle.
by Cereal Killer Bitch March 20, 2017
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Fuck-knuckle

A more poignant or harsher word for the abusing the common wanker/tryhard/yuppie douche-canoe
You're porno movies are on the shelf next to that fuck-knuckle with his shirty goatee in the corner
by Marty's ass September 25, 2020
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canadian knuckle duster

The act of lubing your toe knuckle and shoving it up a women’s vagina
Tracy: After that Canadian knuckle duster Dave gave me I was seeing god
by ButtNutter666 July 25, 2023
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Dick Knuckle

Someone who thinks they are nonchalant and thinks that they are humorous and have W rizz, but in reality they're just a loser.
Girl: That girl over there thinks she's so nonchalant, but she's such a dick knuckle.
by yustank February 5, 2025
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Fuck Knuckles

(FUCK KNUCKLES) slang expression used to describe something unexpected, usually in a loud manner.****** It was just submitted and was just submitted and accepted but my phone dropped the lettet K, so it apoeared as Fuck Knucles. So sorry about that********
Fuck Knuckles that really hury
by Tabago's mom March 30, 2019
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knuckle flowers

I'm gonna give you knuckle flowers if you don't tell me the truth!
by Lerner May 17, 2014
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