July Third

Kiss Andrew on the neck until he cries day.

july third is kiss andrew on the neck until he cries day

by Momatotoad July 3, 2020

July 27th

National send him 10 freakiest videos and 10 freakiest pictures day

Make his day and blow his mind

On july 27th Send the freaky shit

by Nationalcouplesday July 26, 2022

July

The month where all the goddamn mosquitos and other insects fly into your house if your lights are on for 0.0003 seconds.

Person A: Oh fuck it's July, right?
Person B: Gotta make sure my windows are always closed

by lixlss June 29, 2020

Julie<3

Loves bieber memes, loves bullying grad and is apparently not british.

"I AM NOT BRITISH" - Julie<3 2023

by Benjii Buttons July 12, 2023

July 22nd

July 22nd is the 203rd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. July 22nd is also known as "National Ignore Ligman Day" 162 days remain until the end of the year on this date.

Riley: Hey did you know it's July 22nd?!
Kyle: No I didn't! What's the significance of today?
Riley: Just ignore Ligman!
Ligman: Hey guys let's play some minecraft!!
Riley:
Kyle:
Ligman: Okay guess not!

by Mister Jamie July 22, 2023

julie ballz

the wife to aaron ballz and is the prettiest and most perfect girl you’ll ever lay your eyes on

she’s so hot she’s definitely julie ballz

by stiixyy May 6, 2022

Julie

Julie is Norwegian for “soft fingers”. It can be used when someone’s fingers, are soft like banana and avocado. Julie is not a positive word and should not be used.

Boy: let go of me! You have julie.
Girl: I used too much hand custard, please let me hold your hand.
Boy: no.
Girl: but I love you.
Boy: ew. I don’t want your julie to infect me too!

by Small fish aura March 18, 2018