Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

July 24

National Pull ur gfs hair bc why not

Girl: *in bed*
Guy: *pulls hair*
Girl: what are u doijg😡
Guy/GIRL: ITS NATIONAL PULL UR GFS HAIR DAY aka July 24

by hejustatemyasshewannaswitch May 31, 2023

July 12

The best day to be born on. The sweetest person is born on July 12th and is the cutest person you will ever meet. They are mean in a joking way but still make you smile and laugh. People born on July 12th also have perfect features such as hair, eyes, lips, nose, and the most perfect smile.

Someone: “my birthday is July 12th”
Me: “Omg my boyfriend is too and he is the best person ever.”

by august.h June 6, 2023

July 14

July 14 is a special day where people who are special are born. No matter where, they are highly superior, just cuz we're awesome ;-)

JULY 14 IS JULY 14, cuz thts it `_`

by Diknow June 6, 2023

July 4th

The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx

Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.

by 👾🐌🫘 June 11, 2023

july 30

national shake that ass day it don’t matter who you with or where u are just shake ass.

“what day is it”
july 30

by imnotTJ June 12, 2023

July 28

national first snapchat friends day

tag the first snapchatters who became friends with you the day you made your acc on your story for appreciation

Hey its July 28 !! happy national first snapchat friends day !! @person @person2 @person3

by keshislefttoe June 13, 2023