Someone who abandons their friend group every time they meet a new girl, never gets on the game when they say they will, never responds to anything anymore, doesn’t pay anyone back, just an overall bum.
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The act of jumping off the kitchen table and landing you penis inside your sexual partners anus while they lay on the floor.
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Get the Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now mug.Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
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