bougeir Johnson

That massive goon in your friend group who nobody likes and has a small weiner.
Wow landon your are such a bougeir Johnson
by BigBot15 March 21, 2022
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The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
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The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”
by ACTethx September 26, 2020
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Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.
“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”
by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022
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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
by PoopPantz December 11, 2020
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Jojo Johnson

Where you give a transgender a blowjob and then cumshot in the ears and lick the ears and start licking the crack whilst the transgender hasn’t wiped and you’ve got shit over your face and start tongue kissing aggressively until you feel sick and be sick all over the genitals and stay aggressively sucking on the genital and jumping until they cum and eat all the cum and then you start jumping them until you cum and start licking your own cum and anything left over until you eventually pass out
Me and my partner had a JoJo Johnson and it was amazing!
by Lg49 January 29, 2022
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Kelsey johnson

A stupid flat ugly un loyal piece of pube hair who is a fat whore she also if your white don’t date her she cheats on you which lightskins
Person1: Is that Kelsey Johnson I heard she a cheater

Person2: ya I know
by Ttyy55 August 02, 2022
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