clam jumping

Definition 1: When a bunch of dirty skanks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their clits.

Definition 2: When a girl uses her vagina curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. The equivalent of base jumping. Also see: vagina curtain

Example 1: Jennifer, Chloe, and Mary went clam jumping last weekend. Their chutes got tangled, and tore out their vaginas. Ouch!

Example 2: Beth went clam jumping off the Empire State Building by using her vagina curtain as a chute.

by Retard Clan June 4, 2008

jump off

something really hot, can be a party, girl, you know something excitin'

by KillaGill August 5, 2003

puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

jumpoff

n. something good or positive. when you approve of something, it is called the jumpoff.

Plastic Little: "your HIV test comes back positive, but chill out, cause on further tests you find out that shit's negative, that the jumpoff!"

by SpicyMcHaggis241 January 17, 2008

Line jumper

When someone lollygags it in a buffet line and you jump in front of the line to get yours

Jesse is a line jumper he always jumps julio at cicis because jesse is fat

by Geraldo Gutierrez May 24, 2008

social bungee jumper

reverse social climbing commonly practiced by spoilt upper class brats who rebel against their parents borgois values only to run back to them when it all goes wrong.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.

" yah tarquin like yuh that girls like so totally a social bungee jumper "

well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.

oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

jump sex

when you are having sex on your floor and you get up and jump off your bed landing on your girlfriend and sticking your dick into her vagina.

"I jumped off my stairs last night and made my girlfriend's vagina bleed with my awesome jump sex."

by KNeel Schaedel November 12, 2007