Irish Sun Dance

Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain

Dude that hike was amazing, the Irish Sun Dance at the peak really topped it off!

by Irishlad1915 June 3, 2024

Irish Chaser

-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix

-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser

by Madmandon May 9, 2019

irish half day

A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.

"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"

someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"

by DXB09 June 19, 2025

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.

She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast

by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024

irish mouthguard

when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth

dude dean passed out at the party so we all gave him an irish mouthguard

by constapedpooblocker February 4, 2010

Irish Cunt

What the cunt Jake Paul called Connor McGregor

Jake paul: What the fuck is up you irish cunt

by Detesogolemkur June 5, 2021