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Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

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The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

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