irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

Irish thanksgiving

Another name for St. Patrick’s day

Hey it’s fekin Irish thanksgiving where the corn beef and Guinness ?

by Karl Nickert March 12, 2023

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

Irish muffin

Male McMuffin.

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.

by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018

irish fire

a light hearted term for anger. the Irish and those of Irish descent are known for being hot-tempered, although the anger is usually sudden/unexpected and short lived.

friend: holy sh*t I can't believe that guy just cut you off that could have caused a huge car accident!
me: i'm so f*cking mad get ready for this irish fire!

by wheat328 February 11, 2021

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

Irish Caviar

Irish caviar- The contraction of genital herpes shortly after the infestation of crabs, which relays the theory that the crabs laid eggs!

Damn bro now that those crabs are gone I have their eggs all over my dick, But I told that hooker not to worry because it was Irish caviar, and she got down on that fancy meal last night.

by RChammer0409 January 27, 2018