Ham Bangle

Another word for the arse muscle or Sphincter

Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well

by Sanddancer June 28, 2012

HAM

a group of some badass people who do trill things on the weekend

lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?

marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!

by hamlord3000 June 4, 2015

got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it

random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"

by Tyym October 26, 2022

Ham.

a fabled meat, claimed to be the nectar of the gods, the fruit of eden. Ham is a meat spoken of only by the great prophet nia, spreading the word of the ham, only to the ears of whom who are ready to be endowed with the wisdom, of ham; furthermore there is a fabled video featuring the gods, speaking of ham. In consensus, the existence of ham is left down to speculation, only those who have been blessed with the eternal knowledge of ham, know whether there is fact behind the myth.

Bruh i want some Ham.

by eternal.ix November 13, 2019

Willy Ham

Name for the The discarded piece skin post circumcision.

"what's for dinner tonight"
"A lovely plate of Willy Ham N Chips" "Fresh from the Mosque / Synagogue"

by GuitarNinja November 8, 2023

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

HAM

HAM is a greeting used when referring to a close friend

friend1: "HAM"

friend2: "HAM"

by HAMMIJ April 2, 2023