Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.

“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”

by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018

Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy June 11, 2018

Greasy

The act of doing something wild and baffling, such as taking 10 dab rips while receiving oral sex, or smoking a wet menthol and butt chugging a Busch Light.

“Alex shoots porn while enjoying a nice dab and partaking in a bit of day drinking, what a greasy bastard.”

by LSDemonKid June 22, 2018

Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle

“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”

by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018

Grease

A person that nobody in the cool kids group likes, but still sticks to them just to get attention, clout , and all in all just to be one of them.

“ Man i cant handle these grease in my school, always sticking to my dick when im trying to make plans with my friends!”

by NarlyJordanian666 July 3, 2018

Greasy

Greasy can be used in many ways. It's main definition is when you are viewed as desperate and willing to hit on anyone or anything. To be greasy is to be flirty and inappropriate.

Oi look at Max chattin up them girls, he's well greasy

by iswaldeiiswaldeeniswalduaisisw May 13, 2018

Greasy Cheaks

The Liquid form of desecration in between your buttocks. Also know as swamp ass, or the chili plater

Greasy cheaks make my ass feel wet.

by Thegreaseass March 23, 2018