A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.
"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
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Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
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The cheeky family are well know for: 1. Always being the cheekiest members of the public 2. like to punch food and party all weekend. 3. The way to a cheeky members heart is MALIBU AND COCA-COLA. 4. YOLO-ING
The cheeky family are well know for: 1. Always being the cheekiest members of the public 2. like to punch food and party all weekend. 3. The way to a cheeky members heart is MALIBU AND COCA-COLA. 4. YOLO-ING
'omg look its the cheeky family walking down market street, they're so cool and cheekeh'
'nana cheeky is wise, mama cheeky likes to shout yolo, cuzzy cheeky is known for punching food and papa cheeky is the original of the cheeky family
'nana cheeky is wise, mama cheeky likes to shout yolo, cuzzy cheeky is known for punching food and papa cheeky is the original of the cheeky family
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Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!
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“I met a member of Lozada family at the village today, and they were so kind and helpful. I feel lucky to have met them!”
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