king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019

Sing-a-song-ding-dong

rando things my mother sings

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue

by flodung April 9, 2023

de-la-do-dong

a person or persons that like to stick a bottle's up there butt

hay bob, i'm going to ken's house to De-la-do-dong. im going to try 4 this time.

by ken squirsw July 12, 2007

Deep Fried Dong

A deep fried dong is a penis dipped in cocaine before fucking,

wow, that Deep Fried Dong last night was great!

by aaaaaaaaaaaā March 2, 2023

Dirty dong byczek

A bisexual man with an unclean penis.

did you see Dirty Dong Byczek? He took on the Italian stallion.

by Heroman16 January 4, 2017

Dong yu

Dong yu is one of the kindest person you will ever meet.They will treat you right.They are every kind,sweet and honest. They are every good at keeping secrets.

Dong yu is so kind

by anonymous May 9, 2022

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021