dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.
Dan your dads overweight!
by SGhero48 January 26, 2021
Get the Danmug. Iron chode, protector, guardian, has your back, loyal, full of humor and wise-cracks, has the best laugh, all noises out of his mouth are great, he moans and purrs in his sleep, has a strong back, supportive, loyal, a genuine guy who stays out of other's business, mums the word, private yet willing to share, women throw themselves at him and beg, biting at the bit, from Boston, beautiful smile, deep gorgeous eyes you could get lost in, a flirt, a man's man, thick fingers, intelligent, will always have your back, the heart to serve humanity, athletic, grunts and moans that make your knees weak. Dan is the man, a man's man. Don't let him go.
Dan's iron chode made me moan all day and all night. Dan's cock walk has the ladies like...ummmmmm hmmmmm. Dan's moans are enough to make you squirt.
by Swahinee March 23, 2021
Get the Danmug. the sexiest man alive
the best lead singer
very strong
best lgbt+ rights activist
owner of the best band alive
husband to a beautiful wife
the best lead singer
very strong
best lgbt+ rights activist
owner of the best band alive
husband to a beautiful wife
by danreynoldsis legend November 1, 2021
Get the dan reynoldsmug. by Nibbajah August 17, 2020
Get the Danmug. A guy who thinks hes big but actually isn't normally around 140-150 lbs but claims to be 160 fucks girls without condoms and gets them to take plan b after and thinks hes daddy when in fact hes a little boy gg
by trainman123 April 4, 2019
Get the Daddy Danmug. An awesome Stunt Man who is really kind and has lots of friends he loves Xbox and a wide varety of music but mostly old songs and Owl City
by NoNoNoNONOOOOO October 10, 2011
Get the Stunt Man Danmug. There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022
Get the Dan Caddickmug.