Cow

An animal that is usually black and white, eats grass, and is the main sorce for dairy products. Can also be used to define you.... You fat ass piece of shit...

Wow, that guy is a fucking cow

by UppishLake986 May 20, 2016

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A cow is a beautiful and majestic creature. If you have a cow you should treat her right or you might get a hoof to the face! Cows should be treated like royalty because they are wonderful creatures. If you are lucky enough to have a cow, don’t lose her.

Person 1: “Man do I love my cow!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”

by Cow Lady May 28, 2020

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A name to call a girl who wears black and white and is fat.

Thot #1: "OMG you look perfect girl!!!"
Thot #2: "Ew I look like a cow!!!"

by Pooploser420 March 10, 2016

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Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.

Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.

by srygrndma December 1, 2018

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